I don’t give a monkeys what you thought about his tactical awareness, or his ability to speak in post-match interviews. Andy Thorn was cuddly and sweet, and sweated far too much than was medically necessary. He was a nice bloke really, and for this alone, I’ll miss him.

It’s nice to know I’m not the only one to have this emotional connection, though. That wacky ranger @stussef has also judged the mood spectacularly and provided one of the most sentimental and touching tributes I have ever seen.

Farewell Andrew, you crimson-faced angel.